Those Gay Guys

words and music copyright ©2011 by Howard Ashby Kranz

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1. Those gay guys are wrecking our marriage; I’m sorry, my dear, but it’s true.

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Matrimony just seems so pointless if gay guys are allowed to do it too

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They go together like a horse and a horse, like a carriage and a carriage.

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This is the reason for our divorce: those gay guys are wrecking our marriage.

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2. Those lesbians are ruining our love life; now sometimes I get in the mood

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Then I suddenly remember they’re out there; my priorities just get all skewed.

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They’ve wrecked the lives of Newt Gingrich’s wives, and I don’t mean to disparage

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But they just dodge all the heartache they cause; those gay guys wrecking our marriage.

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Bridge: Civilization has its discontents, its taboos and illicit ardor

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When your repressed feelings get too intense, you must repress them harder

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3. I went to see Fr. O’Malley; he said sure and ain’t it the truth

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It’s just like the sixties when all of those hippies caused us priests to take up child abuse.

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I keep on trying to keep on task, they keep leading me to the bare edge

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So please don’t tell cause I didn’t ask; those gay guys are wrecking our marriage.

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So please don’t tell cause I didn’t ask; those gay guys are wrecking our marriage.